Ah, the joys of constipation! The reason behind it remains a mystery, but who am I to complain when it results in an enhanced defecation experience? Today’s episode showcases multiple dainty treasures making their way out of my system. After my first round, I returned to the throne shortly after, sensing another wave approaching.
Intrigued? Witness me seated bare-naked upon the porcelain throne, legs spread apart, providing clear visibility of the toilet bowl. Observe closely as I bear down and release each tiny morsel. As I reach my finale, I elevate myself onto the edge of the seat, adopting a squatting stance to extract that elusive, tenacious little nugget hiding within.
Curious about what transpires next? Allow me to lift the veil of secrecy – observe as I unveil the contents of the toilet bowl before flushing it all away, leaving nothing but pristine emptiness behind.