Custom Request:
Is you ready to fulfill your purpose, Shitter? Today will be quite the challenge for you, as I’ve indulged in an extraordinary amount of chocolate over the weekend. You’ll soon understand the repercussions, as I relieve myself and share my bounty with you.
My body is ready to expel the waste, and I can feel the built-up pressure of the poop that needs to be released. The situation for you is becoming increasingly dire, but this is your life – consuming waste that I bestow upon you every day. It’s time for you to prepare your meal.
After you’ve finished, say, “It’s so little” with a laugh. I believe you’ll be occupied for quite some time, as there’s so much for you to consume. I’ll even weigh the waste to measure the sheer volume of what I’ve produced and take pictures to commemorate the occasion. I warned you that I was full, and indeed, there’s a lot for you to eat.
Consume it all – this is my gift to you. I offer you this every day, and you should consider yourself lucky to partake in such a delectable treat. Enjoy!