Dressed in skintight jeans and a revealing top, I tantalize you with my curvaceous figure, my nipples visibly erect and my sizable derriere demanding your attention. I confess my urgent need for a bowel movement, my desperation only adding to the allure.
I slip out of my jeans, revealing a tiny pink thong that barely covers my bottom. I squat over the toilet, pulling my thong to the side and releasing a heavy log onto the water below. The sound of impact echoes through the room as I continue to evacuate my bowels, offering you an unobstructed view of the process.
Once finished, I bend over and show you my dirty asshole, still encrusted with feces. I make the decision not to wipe, instead snapping my thong back into place, ensuring that it nestles firmly into my soiled crevice.
Later, I package and mail this poopy thong to a lucky recipient, who will undoubtedly treasure this intimate and unique gift.