VIDEO REQUEST
Are you ready, dear toilet, to savor the delights of my exquisite waste? Today’s offering may be soft, firm, liquid, brown, or greenish – you never know what pleasures await you. I must admit, I am feeling particularly generous today, and you, my faithful receptacle, will once again bear the brunt of my bounty.
It is time, my loyal subject, for your daily feast. After I have finished, you will exclaim, “What a delightful waste! I feel so much better now that my insides have been emptied. I must capture this masterpiece for posterity, and admire the heft of my generous donor.”
Now, without further ado, I command you to consume every morsel. I have important matters to attend to, and I expect nothing less than a spotless chamber when I return. If you fail to meet my expectations, you will suffer the consequences – the sharp sting of my heels, crushing your wretched existence beneath their weight.
In fact, I have changed my mind. I shall make an example of you, forcing you to endure my cruel ministrations, even as I reap the benefits of a lighter frame. Prepare yourself for the impending torment, my dear toilet, and remember: I am your mistress, your goddess, your unyielding master.