POV Delicious Shit and Piss Dinner

You’ve been waiting for this moment for so long! I’m going to fill up this plate with shit and you get to dig in! Watch nice goopy shit flow out of my asshole into your bowl. While I’m shitting, I pee all over the floor. It just happens whenever I go, so you get to slurp that up too! As I’m preparing your dinner, I make sure to fully humiliate and degrade you so that you feel like the lowliest being in existence as you watch your meal piling up. When I’m finished, I spread my asshole wide and order you to clean me up. Consider it an appetizer before the full course. You love every little bit of my nasty, stinky shit. You love seeing it caked all over my hole. Eat it up. Finally, I pick up the plate and let you get a nice close up view of your dinner before you dig in. Be grateful and inhale the fragrance before it’s gone. Appreciate the details in my shit, the food clumps and the most, fudgy texture. Take it all in. Now eat.