Game Day Shit
I have to shit, maybe it’s nerves for my team or who knows, but I got to shit, it’s dry hard and hard to get out. While I am pushing straining releasing chicken nugget size dry blobs, my friend keeps bugging me! Hurry up, game is about to start! Like seriously fuck off, I’m shitting and my life revolves around this game do you really think this is where I wanted to be anyways! FUCK! I hurry I push I strain sigh moan grunt it’s a struggle but I get a good enough release to hold me over to half time if need be…